How To Attend

'Success depends upon previous preparation. Without such preparation, there is sure to be failure' - Confucius.

So, rather like learning your lines if you are an actor, painting a room, surgery or learning an instrument, the outcome depends entirely upon how you prepare ...

The Structure.
  1. When there is a party, I announce this on the Home page, and also in the Next Party Girl tab, along with the time, date, her sexual preferences such as offering anal, condoms or without, plus description. I also put her photos in the Picture Gallery under 'Next Party Girl' so that you can make an informed choice.
  2. I then send out a mass email to all on the database, around 3 weeks before the party.
  3. If you can make the date and like the girl, you email me back to say you'd like to attend, asking for the 'Bank Transfer' email sheet.
  4. I send back to you a standard email explanation of how you pay using the banking system, and my phone number. I am aware that not everyone uses online banking, nor trusts it, so I provide my mobile so you can call and speak to me first, if you wish. It is written as an easy guide for those who may never have used online banking.
  5. When I am in possession of your payment, I then email you the second part called, 'Information Sheet' which is very comprehensive and explains how you reach the venue, and any other aspects relevant to the night such as car parking, public transport, local accommodation and what is expected of you during the evening along with club rules. Bring this print out with you.
  6. You are then added to the guest list for the door.
  7. A door passcode to text me for that night, will also be issued to gain admittance. There is no door bell!

There will be a walkthrough guide on the Information Sheet from where you park your car, to another point. A bit like orienteering but without the (moral) compass ~ though you still get dirty at the end lol. It saves you getting lost in the dark, as you can hardly ask anyone for directions.


Sorry, but I do not give out the exact location of the venue, in order to prevent gatecrashers and undesirables for obvious reasons.

When you are regulars you may just walk along, though pre-payment is still necessary so that I know how many to put on the guest list and because some girls have an upper limit for men attending. You will also have to know and text the door passcode, to be let in. There is no door bell!

Look for the flickering candle lantern, hanging on the outside wall of the building (a feature previously seen on the lawn, at the castle) to guide you.

If you have not paid by the day of the party, I may not be able to include you as the parties have to be planned well in advance to work and spaces are now limited. Please book your place as soon as you see a date, to avoid disappointment.


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